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And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day

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And God said, "Let there be light," and He screwed in a new light bulb, and there was light. God saw that the light was good and so He sat around and did nothing for the rest of the day, evening, and morning. What a slacker.