Will

Will enters the elevator, hoping for an uneventful trip down to ground level. He presses the appropriate button, then the button to close the doors, and waits. He feels the elevator begin to move, that sudden lurching accompanied by a shifting stomach. The elevator picks up speed, more speed than seems normal. Will begins to worry. What if it doesn't stop, he thinks to himself. It might keep going and crash at the bottom! The trip seems to be taking much longer than usual. Coupled with the higher speed, this is of great concern to the sole occupant. Just as Will is about to press the emergency stop, the elevator begins to slow down, coming to a gradual stop. The door chimes and opens. Will steps out into the lobby, grateful to be alive and still in one piece. "I don't know why, but every time that guy steps out of the elevator, he looks like he's had the most terrifying experience ever," remarks a girl at the front desk. "If he doesn't like elevators, he should just take the stairs!"